what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet I probably wouldn't.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a race to the bottom? Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree? No one knows, not even the guy who made this joke.

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why are elephants ears sooo big? The big ears are to help the elephants stay cool. Elephants don't sweat, so they have a hard time dissipating excess heat (keeping cool). Their large ears contain many blood vessels that allow heat to escape into the air. When you see elephants they are usually moving their ears back and forth. This fanning helps to dissipate more heat than if their ears remained still. The enormous ears of elephants act as cooling devices. The gigantic earflaps (which can measure up to 2 square metres (21.5 square feet) are equipped with an intricate web of blood vessels. When the animal flaps its ears, the blood temperature lowers by as much as 5 degrees Celsius (9 degrees Fahrenheit). To keep cool

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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