A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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The song Friday Rules!

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What is the difference in a crow. There is none. Both legs are of equal length.

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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Q: why did the plane crash? A: because jack daniels equals 7

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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hi iggy

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Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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