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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure and drugs.

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

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What does a blind, deaf, parapalegic baby get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a race to the bottom? Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree? No one knows, not even the guy who made this joke.

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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What did the shark say to the elephant? Nothing, they live in different habitats

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How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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