How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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You hear a big Boom, and run in, and see a shattered toilet, and a very BIG dying woman, on the floor next to it.

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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your gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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