Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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When u outside and the suns out.....stand under raysean u will see a solar eclispe

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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why did the guy with cancer die? because he had cancer

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your gay

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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Horse tits

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you call a Jewish police officer? It depends on if you are Mel Gibson or not.

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Anti Joke

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