- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

A women leaves the kitchen.

What did the creepy old man do to the child? Took him to baseball practice

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

Guess what? You just lost the game.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what can I get you?" The man replies "what do you recommend?" The bartender says "get a beer." The man says "okay."

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