The horse's name was Friday

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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