what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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I used to be a Businessman like you, then I took a plane to the North Tower.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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Q. Why did the sheep die? A. I pushed it off a bridge

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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asd

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What happens when you cross a housecat with a feral cat? A kitten is born.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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