Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Whats better than winning a gold in the special olympics? Not being a retard

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I'm Halarious.

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Dinosaur!

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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I would write a joke, but it wouldn't be funny

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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