Guess what? You just lost the game.

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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A dog goes into a bar. He is wearing an eye patch. The dog says to the bartender, "Have you heard the one about the one-eyed dog?" The bartender, who is deaf in one ear, thinks the dog is making fun of him. He asks him to leave. The dog says, "Don't you have a sense of humor, deafie?" At the end of his shift, the bartender is tired of all the jokes. Today it's a one-eyed dog. Yesterday it was a horse with rickets. The day before: ants. He lives above the bar, in a small room. He spends the night alone there, listing to his battery operated radio, which picks up only a bad jazz station. He listens to bad jazz with his bad ear.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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What is black, white and hungry? A woman with a rare skin disorder known as Vitiligo which causes discolourtion of the skins pigment in patches; who is hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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So I was making this bagel right?And my dad walks in while I'm making this bagel(cause we're in a rush you know?) and he's yells"HURRY UP!!!!"I'm like man.... I sure do got alot of YELL in my bagel .

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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