What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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What's worse than sitting in a car that's steered by a woman? Sitting in an airplane steered by a suicidal pilot.

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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What's the difference between a kleenex and a man? One absorbs your tears while the other makes you cry.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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Ask me if I am an orange. "Are you an orange?" No.

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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