Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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hi iggy

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roses are red violets are blue you should have been aborted

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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did you here the one about the disabled downs child dying? of course you didn't that would be a horrible joke

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Doctor, I keep imagining Doctors. *hayball rolls*

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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, Holy shit my garden's on fire!

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your gay

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Q. Why did the man crash the car? A. Because the driver was a bling man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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