What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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This, is indeed the funniest joke you will ever read, honest! "shows joke on written paper"

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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asd

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves the bar slightly intoxicated.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Horse tits

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch, he says, I did not see that bar there."

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