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Why doesn't the mexican have a job? Grad school is taking up too much of his time.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is very bad looking

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is a real guy. Sorry kids.

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Why are the inside of a black guys hands white? Because he has worked really hard for his whole life.

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A zookeeper, a shoemaker, and a guy named Billy Jones walks into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we closed". So they left.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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What's funny about my gay friend? He is a stand-up comedian.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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The horse's name was Friday

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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Billy had a dream. He saw himself becoming rich and famous. He drove an expensive car and lived in a mansion. His career reached its peak and he was accused by the media of having numerous sexual relations and drug problems. After 3 years of rehab he made an excellent comeback tour in which his name made it back onto the front pages and his respect regained. In his later years, he died of an accidental drug overdose and his loyal fans pay tribute to him every year. But this will never happen to Billy. Billy is a cactus.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a Jew? Boyscouts come back from camp.

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Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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