Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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How do you make an idiot laugh? Tell him a mildly funny joke relating to bodily functions, such as defecating or passing gas.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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C.U.M. on guys, gay jokes arent funny

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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How do you stop a fridge from making contact with the ground? Cut its cable's ground pin.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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Why werent you at my party? Becasue there was none!

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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What doesn't kill you makes you...... A paraplegic

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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