Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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friends are like potatoes. if you eat them, they die.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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Hi

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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dj miky

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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