Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens have short memories and no motivations other than food.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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When Rocky teased Johnny by saying : 'Your momma is so fat , she looks like a hippo.' , He did not know Johnny's mother was suffering a terminal glandular problem combined with an agressive cancer..

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What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

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What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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