Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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Guess what? What? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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Why is the world flat? I don't know ask the Native American who was curious enough to take his canoe, go out into the middle of the water and never come back.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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Batman and Robin are about to get into the Batmobile. What does Batman say? "Get in the car Robin."

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Obama is a good president.

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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What did the priest say to the young African American male? Good to see you again Robert. That community service we did at Morris Park last Friday should give a real boost to the infrastructure of the already stellar community we live in.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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