What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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Three guys are in the desert. They find a lamp, they rub it, and a genie appears. The genie says "I'll grant each of you a wish." So the first guy says "I want to return to my family in my native country." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The second guy says "I want to live in Hollywood, be famous and rich, and have dozens of girls around me." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. The third guy says "I want to go to Hawaii." The genie snaps his fingers, and the guy disappears. So all three guys end up being happy.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They are both are fat and have beards, except for Tom Cruise.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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What would Billy Mays do if he were alive today? Yell.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was lying about the wheels.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Q: what did the deaf boy get for christmas? A: an ipod shuffle

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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