wow garlic, yum

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Why doesn't Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesn't float!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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Why did the girl not have a good New Year's? She was murdered on Christmas.

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'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and it's ruining his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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