What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock Knock, Who's There The Chicken

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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wow garlic, yum

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A man walks into an anti Joke.

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What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

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