what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

What happened to the boy who got everything he ever wanted? He turned into a gluttonous and greedy adult who eagerly spent all of his money and subsequently died alone.

What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

A priest walks into a day care center. He calmly blesses all of the surrounding children a leaves.

What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2.

What does the latin maid does when I tell har to clean behind the couch? Nothing, she doesn't speak English.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

What's worse than 4 black guys sitting in a Jeep that goes over a cliff? They were my friends.

Yo momma so fat, she can't preform physical exercises with proper form.

Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

Roses are red violets are blue why dont u go take a shower

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