what did the Mexican fire fighter name his two kids? Jose and Josbe

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poetry

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How come fat people drive cars? It takes to long to ride a bike to McDonalds

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What's red, black, and blue all over? A canvas with red, black, and blue paint.

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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Junior's love life.

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- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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Whats the best way to take the leaves off the tree? - Cut down the tree-

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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There's a fair in a small town in Scotland. In this fair is a sheep judging contest. There are 3 sheep lined up for judging. The judge looks at the first sheep and says "Wow! This is the most beautiful sheep I've ever seen! This sheep just might win!" Then he proceeds to the second sheep. He says "This sheep is even more beautiful than the first! This sheep just might win!" Then he goes to the third sheep. He says "UGH! This is the ugliest most disgusting sheep I've ever seen! There is no way this sheep will win this contest!" And the sheep looks up at him and says, "You think I'm ugly? Well I'm not."

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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8============D PEN1S

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because dead people cannot go to balls.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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