what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

whats better than sex? cookies

What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

want to no whats funny what your mom

Penis.

When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? Me :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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