What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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whats better than sex? cookies

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next day your body rejected the transfer and you died.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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