Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

what do you get if you take the head off a duck and a monkey, and swap them over to the other bodies. 2 dead animals and quite alot of mess

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Which is Taller ? the Giraffe or the Lion is faster ?

Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding out you ate half a worm? Getting raped. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver then getting raped.

Whats worse than a fly in your soup? The Holocaust.

what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.


When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

Why are black people afraid of white people? Over two hundred years of oppression.

Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby


What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

Q: If a midget walks by a woman stops and says "your hair smells nice today" is it sexual harassment? A: Yes, sexual harassment is a very serious subject and should not be allowed no matter your race, religion, or size.

Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

hey you like pizza? whatever...

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