Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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Do you know what I'd want to be if I wasn't white? Dead.

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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yo yo yo Niggaz Lol I really didn't have a joke but I REAAALLLLLYYY wants to gets #1 joke so PLEASE like this

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Take him out of the bath, make sure there is nothing they can hurt themselves on, put something soft under their head and loosen their clothing if it’s constricting their breathing.

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

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Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

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What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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Man 1: What's blue and goes blub blub? Man 2: I don't know what? Man 1: A blue blub blub. What's green and goes blub blub? Man 2: A green blub blub? Man 1: There's no such thing as a green blub blub you moron.

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

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n i g g e r s a r e f u c k i n g c h i n k y f a g s

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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Why can't you fly? Because Chuck Norris said so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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