Two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffins says "God its hot in here." The other muffin screams "AHHHH talking muffin!!!!"

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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Contrary to popular belief when life hands you lemons you cannot make lemonade. Water and sugar are two other essential ingredients.

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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Three minorities walk into a bar and are treated poorly

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what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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How do you get two whales in a car? You can't. Whales are very large creatures and cannot fit into anything that size.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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whats 2+2? 1

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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