Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

Knock knock Who's there The mailman The mailman who? You are so dumb.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

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