For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

Knock knock Who's there The mailman The mailman who? You are so dumb.

Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? One, unless she's too short, in which case she may get someone else to do it for her.

What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have cancer."

Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

What animal is green and eats rocks? The green rockeater

So a little girl walks into a bar.. and gets kicked out for being underaged.

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