How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

Bob: Hey Jim, if you were a caveman, you would die. Jim: Why? Bob: Cause everybody dies.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? Nothing.She died on Thanksgiving day.

Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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I can't think of a joke.

An old woman and her grandson arrive at the hospital, only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

Yo momma so fat she went on the Subway diet and is now exercising regularly to lose weight.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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