How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

Why did the five year old leprosy survivor fall out of the tree? She had no arms, they had to be amputated.

Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

Why did the baby stop crying? Because he stopped breathing.

Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

There are 500 bricks on an airplane. If you drop one out, how many are left? 499. There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they? Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge. There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge. The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that? The deer is in the fridge. A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it? She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party. She dies anyways. Why? She gets hit in the head with a brick.

Ahmed walks into Abbar.

a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

whats 2+2? 1

Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?


Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

How do you make Justin Bieber handsome? He already is!

Why does Beyonce sing, "To the Left, To the Left"? Because black people aint got no RIGHTS

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

A blind man walks off a cliff.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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