What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know where i was going with this one.... Refrigerator

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

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Womens rights

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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whats 2+2? 1

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

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whats 2+2? 4

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You're adopted.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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