Womens rights

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in a cherry tree. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? No.... See, it works!

Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know where i was going with this one.... Refrigerator

Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

whats 2+2? 1

How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

You're adopted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't

Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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