- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

S.O.P.A

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Benevolent villain.

Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

if it's friday, it must be China

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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