- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

whats better than shoes feet

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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