why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why Because

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