- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

penis

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

Freddie Mercurys teeth

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Dead babies.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

you wanna hear a joke? no

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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