Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Please don't rape me.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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