- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

what is white and sticky? glue.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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