- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Tacos

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

I came.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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