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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

minorities.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

I dislike old people.

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