why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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you are gay

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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The horse said "nay."

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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A van drives into a car.

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Y2K

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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69

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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