Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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lewis bedford

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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