Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

nine...eleven

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Knock knock. Come in.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the car or i'll shoot you

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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