What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

What is 69? A two digit number.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What do you call Obama? - the president

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

A man walks into a bar. End of story.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

How many dislikes can this get?

Roses are brown Violets are brown everything is brown Who shat in my garden?

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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