When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Various reasons, one of which was to visit his wife in hospital where she was suffering from a sever case of depression. The other reason was to say his last words to her as she also has lung cancer.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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