- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Real jokes.

What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

your mother is so lesbian

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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