Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

penis that is all

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

Jewish People

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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