A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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