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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.