This is not Will Smith.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Doctor: your mom has cancerous aids Me:*sob*

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Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Star Wars

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Obama.

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69

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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