A black guy walks in to a bar.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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