You're so straight!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Anti Joke

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