- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

knock knock your gay

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

9:11 make a wish

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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