Which one is hardest?

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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