Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

Your mama's so fat, she's dead!

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Womens rights.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Anal cheese curds.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Ben Colbert is gay

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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