What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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newt gingrich

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Womens Rights.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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cot!

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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I don't get it

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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What comes after "Q" R

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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:-)book

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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