- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

beiber i straight

Don't rape me!

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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