when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Sea World Japan.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

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