"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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womens rights!

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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You're so straight!

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Women's Basketball.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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I dislike old people.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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