My butt!!!!

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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The WNBA

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Hello

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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9/11

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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