How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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An asian walks out of math class

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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666 im christian

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