Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

I am a real homosexual

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What did the mole say? Nothing

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Hey you want to hear a joke? Oh well. Goodbye

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

stuff and dogs {()}

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Anti Joke

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