What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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haha.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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