How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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My mom's dead

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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